Ravenously masturbated by Derpy Hooves…..
happily stoned with Fluttershy (i dont like drugs >.<)
Derpily shot by Vinyl Scratch.
Happily Friend-Zoned by Applebloom
((Shes too young for me XD))
((Blissfully beat up Vinyl Scratch.))
Lazily beat up Spike.. why?! ))
Constantly have drunken sex with Soarin’ ohokay
Angrily has drunken sex with Vinyl Scratch… Awesome, she’s not as good as Rarity but I’ll manage~
Angrily… masturbated by… Rarity. Guess she was upset that she lost a bet to me <3
Y-Your going to let me watch right?
Boastfully.. receive oral sex from.. Trixie
OH FUCK NO! It’ll be the most annoying and awkward oral sex ever
I strangely okay with this
What happens if our middle name starts with R
There’s no R :(
Derpily get your pants stolen by Daring Do.
“Oops, I just took your pants!”
Ravenously get stoned with Derpy Hooves.
I also have 2 middle names. But there is no R.
Angrily… receive oral sex from / get my pants stolen by… Trixie
Apparently, I am happily masturbated by Princess Celestia… Okay. :)
Let’s see here… Happily Murdered by Applejack…
I’m not OK with this :(
Blissfully make out with Soarin’. I FUCKING SCORED.